Honest, independent and on your side

Straight talking card payment advice without the sales pressure.

I listen first, then use my payment industry experience and provider access to find, negotiate and arrange the right payment solution for your business, at no cost to you.

No obligation. No jargon. Just honest advice.

Zoe in the Card Machine Queen studio

Independent advice

Recommendations shaped around your business.

No cost to you

Clear support without a consultancy bill.

Zoe from start to setup

One real person who stays involved.

For busy UK business owners

Is this you?

You’re busy running a business, and sorting your card machine keeps getting pushed to the bottom of the pile.

Maybe your statement makes no sense. Maybe you’re not sure if you’re overpaying. Maybe your current provider is slow, confusing or impossible to get hold of.

Zoe cuts through the noise, explains your options in plain English, and helps you choose a payment solution that actually fits your business.

Meet your payment guide

Hi, I’m Zoe.

I help busy business owners who’ve had enough of confusing payment deals, pushy sales calls and the hassle of dealing with providers themselves.

I listen first, do the legwork, and give you clear, well matched options so payments come off your mental task list.

No obligation. No jargon. Just honest advice.

Zoe, The Card Machine Queen, Oldham Business Awards finalist

Your guide through the provider noise

Why business owners call Zoe

Because most business owners don’t want another card machine sales pitch.

They want someone who will listen, explain things properly, and handle the awkward provider conversations for them.

  • Straight talking advice
  • A clear explanation of your options
  • Access to suitable providers
  • Help negotiating the right setup
  • Support with paperwork and switching
  • A real person you can actually speak to
  • No cost to you for the service

Simple, clear, handled

How it works

1

We have a quick ten minute chat

Tell Zoe how your business takes payments, what you’re using now, and what is frustrating you.

2

Zoe does the legwork

She checks what you need, speaks to suitable providers, compares the options and cuts through the confusing bits.

3

You choose from clear, well matched options

No pressure. No jargon. Just clear advice so you can make the right decision.

4

You get on with running your business

Once you’re happy, Zoe helps get everything arranged so payments stop being another job on your list.

Recent Google reviews

Business owners who got it sorted

Google review

“Zoe came highly recommended and certainly didn’t disappoint. Zoe came to meet us one morning and before we knew it everything was sorted over a coffee...”
Craig Keating
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Google review

“Zoe and John came to Milnrow cricket club and swapped over our card machines. They were both very helpful, clear and prompt with everything and...”
Alannah Morton
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“Zoe has provided a fantastic professional and personalised service to help upgrade and make more efficient and cost/effective transactions for us. She is always available...”
Andy Prosser
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Ready when you are

Let’s have a proper conversation.

You can stop going round in circles with payments, feel confident about your setup, and finally take this job off your mental task list.

  • Zoe replies personally
  • No obligation
  • Just a useful first conversation

Request a ten minute call

Or call Zoe now: 07444 458 367

Zoe replies personally and will only use these details to contact you about your enquiry.